>You are Anon out for a hike to Neighagra Falls on a fine cloudless sunny day.
>Excitement and anticipation grows inside of you as the thunderous noise of cascading water begins to fill your ears.
>Turning the corner you see a scraggly looking Batpony sitting down by the river.
>It looked really sad and lonely so you decide to approach the figure.
What are you doing all the way out here by yourself? You ask.
>Waitin. She replies and continues looking deeply into the water.
Waiting for what? 
>WAITIN FOR TAH FISCH!!! She spoke with a strange lisp like her teeth were always clenched.
>You take a step backwards at the loud response.
Well you must be getting hungry just sitting there all day long with nothing to eat. You reply and open up your backpack.
>She gazes intently at your hands as pull out a wax paper package.
>Unfolding the package you pull out a piece of smoked salmon and toss it to her.
I got this from Hollow Shades the salmon are running further downstream on the other side of Foal Mountain.
>Oh da Rez eh. She said while nibbling greedily at the chunk of fish.
You mean Hollow Shades? You ask wondering what exactly she meant by Rez.
>Da Resherve were some of mah coushins live. She smiled.
>Her fangs are hook shaped and disgustingly yellow.
>Got any schmokes?? She asked while chewing with her mouth full.
Uh No sorry I dont. 
>She shot you a sharp glare of annoyance at your answer.
>..Got any booze? She questioned again.
Um Yes I do actually I was going to save these for when I reached the falls but I could share with you. 
>Pulling out a couple bottles of cider you hand one to her and she quickly snatches it out of your grasp.
>Using her hooked fang she popped the cap off with ease and began swiftly chugging the cider down.
>You stare in amazement as she finishes the whole bottle in seconds.
>GODAMN AH NEED A FUCKIN SCHMOKE!!! She howled and smashed the empty glass bottle onto the ground shattering it into pieces.
>HEY BUDDEH YOU GOT ANY SCHMOKES?? 
I told you I dont have any cigarettes! Yelling back at her you proceed on your merry way as she rolls around angrily on the ground.
>What the fuck was that all about? You wonder but quickly forget the encounter as the majestic waterfall comes into view.